3/15/05
“Justice” Is Served
It's so cool that Blind Justice did terrifically in the ratings last night -- 12 million viewers for its first episode! Variety called it a "sturdy start." Sturdy! That's just as good as calling it a hit!
And now that I'm on a hit show, maybe this will stop all this ridiculous talk about me being some sort of show-killer. Boy, that phrase really burns me up -- show-killer. As if Coupling, The Chronicle, Ed, and Melrose Place all withered up and died just because I appeared on them. I'll have you know I made my last appearance on Ed in 2001. That show didn't go off the air until 2004. And while I was on Melrose Place for its final season, so was Alyssa Milano. How come no one ever calls her a show killer? She's got the blood of Who's the Boss? on her hands.
Anyhow, that's all water under the bridge. I'm now on a show that 12 million people watch, that looks like it's going to be a long-running hit. Can Ted McGinley say the same thing?
Hope and Faith doesn't count.
Posted by Rena Sofer at 6:42 AM
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