2/17/05
You Can’t Spell “Rob Wins” Without “Rob”
Hi, I'm Rob Mariano. You may remember me from such TV shows as Survivor, Survivor All-Stars, or the show I'm currently running into the ground The Amazing Race.
I've enjoyed a tremendous amount of success on each of these shows, thanks to my cunning, street smarts, savvy, and take-no-prisoners attitude. A few weeks ago, when I was reminding my fiance, Amber, how smart I am, it suddenly hit me that if I started a weblog where I told other people how smart I was, then maybe that would make them smart too. So I told Amber about how I could use a weblog to impart the secrets that have helped me not actually win the top prize on the reality shows I've appeared on. And she offered her two cents.
"Whatever you do sounds good to me, Rob," Amber said. "You're the best!"
Amber is very smart, too.
So welcome to Romber's Rules for Living -- an Internet guide to the successful habits that will propel you to the front of the pack. Just like they propelled me and Amber. In the coming weeks, I'll ofer you secrets and tips that will help you keep ahead of the competition, shame and belittle your rivals and remind people that you're the smartest person around.
Unless I happen to be around. Because I'm smarter.
Posted by Rob at 2:45 PM
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You said it, Rob! -- AmberThis page is part of TeeVeePad, a satirical site by TeeVee.org. None of the public figures in this parody are the actual authors of any of the content. All of this work is completely fictional and intended for satirical purposes. Lawsuits are unnecessary.