3/22/05
You CAN Always Get What You Want
It's great being a celebrity. People drop whatever they're doing to help you. They do things for you they wouldn't think about doing for ordinary people. And they don't ask for anything in return, other than to bask in the warm glow of your fame. Who knows? Maybe some of it will rub off on them.
I mean, it's not likely. But why ruin their illusions?
I can't count how many times being famous has paid off for me and Amber, while people aren't famous have to get by on their own. So that's another key step to success -- use your fame to convince other people to do stuff for you. It's a real time-saver!
What's that? You're not famous? Well, that's hardly my problem, is it?
Posted by Rob at 12:25 PM
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