4/1/05
Money Makes The World Go ‘Round
People are always saying to me, "Boston Rob, you always seem to be one step ahead of everyone. Can you tell me how I might find that extra edge a smart guy like yourself always seems to enjoy?"
And I respond, "Have you considered bribes?"
Bribery has gotten a real bad rap, and I just don't understand why. Whether it's paying someone not to open the back door of a bus or slipping someone a little something extra to keep their mouth shut, bribes are a time-honored way of getting ahead ever since the days of ancient Rome. I simply don't understand why more people don't resort to bribery and graft if that's the only thing standing between them and what they want.
It mean, it's not like there's a law against it.
Posted by Rob at 12:01 AM
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