3/28/2005
Retraction
Please disregard the previous blog entry. The results of the handwriting analysis came back, and the handwriting is mine. Apparently, I wrote it when I was drunk last Thursday.
Nonetheless, I stand by the story, as the facts laid out on that paper are absolutely correct.
To ensure that this doesn't happen again, I've let Jorge go. I'll be out of blog contact for a while while I find a new webmaster.
Meanwhile, my friends: courage.
Posted by Dan Rather at 6:00 PM
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