3/13/2005
On The Laptop
Sunday at Casa de Dan finds me on the couch in front of the television. I've thrown myself into this "blogging" business wholeheartedly. Jorge found a way to rig up a small portable computer so I can sit in front of the TV while I type, and I've spent the whole day channel surfing in my skivvies, just like the real "bloggers" do it.
Not the news channels, of course, I don't think I'm quite ready for that yet. Mostly just catching up on the things I've missed over 24 years devoted to nothing but bringing you the stories of the day, in the most socially responsible way possible.
I must say, I find this whole "blog" concept to be strangely liberating. No jackass producers to answer to. No faked apologies to prove I'm a team player. Just good ol' Dan and his trusty keyboard, saying whatever he damn well pleases.
I've claimed for years that's what the people want, and now I finally get the opportunity to prove it. Frankly, I'm bubbling over with excitement like a colostomy bag at a Wharton retirement home chili cook-off.
Posted by Dan Rather at 6:00 PM
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