3/15/2005
Maybe Craig T. Nelson Is Free
I tried to phone up Nick Colasanto tonight, to see if he felt like double-teaming a hooker, but it turns out that he's been dead for twenty years. So I just stayed home and cried.
Posted by George at 5:14 PM
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