3/12/2005
Fun and Games for Network Presidents
Time for my favorite to-do of the week: call up a random CSI cast member and fire them for some cockamamie reason. Today, it's Jorja Fox's turn.
My phone call woke her up. "Fox! Why the hell aren't you on the set?" I screamed.
"Wha.. eh... isn't it... Saturday?" she stammered.
"I don't care if it's Ruby Tuesday! We're paying you to be on the set! You're fired!"
"Why are you doing this to me?" she sobbed. "This is the third time you've done this this year. I can't take much more of this."
I'm sure she'll have a good laugh about it once she wakes up and realizes I was kidding.
Now it's time to call up Gary Dourdan and fire him for wearing blue jeans the other day instead of dress slacks.
Posted by Les at 8:15:30 AM
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