What’s My Favorite Movie?
"She's All That." Loved it! Pygmalion for a new generation.
You know what would make Freddie Prinze an even bigger heartthrob? A stylish mustache.
Posted by Alex at 10:28 PM on 3/31/2005 | Comments (0)
Activity!
_v_ry o_c_ in a _hil_, I ru_ across a_ articl_ that has absolutely _o b_aring _hatso_v_r on any _xp_ri_nc_ I'v_ _v_r had, y_t ma_ag_s to be utt_rly fasci_ating. The __w York_r's Blood Sport, _hich examin_s the co_trov_rsy in the U.K. ov_r fox hu_ting, is o__ of thos_ riv_ti_g articl_s about a _orld in _hich I'll __v_r liv_.
Posted by Pat at 10:16 PM on 3/31/2005 | Comments (0)
What CD do I play most often?
I listen to the White Album a lot, but that's two CDs. So I'll say Revolver. I love Revolver. Oh, and Britney Spears' Oops... I Did It Again. That's great stuff.
Posted by Alex at 7:14 PM on 3/31/2005 | Comments (0)
Person!
I _ade the _istake of _icking u_ Green _antern: _assing the Torch _ast week, and it was a _istake not because I have anything against the C_r_s (I don't), but because I d_n't regu_ar_y f____w the series and theref_re was c____ete_y unaware that I was c_ntributing in s__e s_a__ way to Judd Winick's c_ntinued e____y_ent in the c__ics industry.
Posted by Pat at 8:24 AM on 3/27/2005 | Comments (0)
Who Is My Favorite Mormon?
You think I'm going to say Ken Jennings. But that's wrong. I don't hate Ken Jennings, but to be honest, I'm a little tired of him. I spent more time with Ken Jennings than I did with my first wife!
No, my favorite Mormon is Steve Young. What a quarterback! This former 49ers star played in both the USFL and NFL, but sadly, never in the CFL.
Posted by Alex at 9:18 AM on 3/25/2005 | Comments (0)
Place!
W_en I w_s in _y _ixe_ fourth gr__e, we were _ssigne_ to _o reports on the 50 st_tes; the i_e_ w_s t__t e_c_ c_il_ woul_ _o one report on our _o_e st_te and one report on _nother st_te of our choosing. _rs. Fritzinger re__ off the st_tes, _n_ I ne_rly fell out of _y se_t _s I t_rew _y h_n_ _p once "New _ersey" w_s c_lled.
Posted by Pat at 3:29 PM on 3/15/2005 | Comments (0)
What Is Overpriced?
This so-called antique planter box with rare brass accents was sold for $300, but is in fact a modern planter box replica with common molded accents. This product's seller made me very, very angry.
What is a punch in the nose? What I threatened to give the guy before he gave me my money back.
Antiquing is not for the timid.
Posted by Alex at 2:52 PM on 3/4/2005 | Comments (0)
Go to it, boys
Pat and Alex are good boys. They make me lots of money. But keep in mind, it's all on the back of my good ideas!
Boys, I said, you know what would be great? A blog hosted by my two favorite King World game-show hosts. The combination of Pat Sajak's right-wing, baseball-loving Americana and Alex Trebek's slightly smarmy, mustachioed Canadiana.
So it's with great privilege that I introduce the new King World weblog.
Now get to it, boys. Make Grandpa Merv some more walkin'-around money.
Posted by Merv at 12:00 PM on 3/1/2005 | Comments (0)
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