2/12/2005
Method to Michael
My work as Michael Jackson in Scary Movie 3 was widely praised, but it wasn't really my best work. I didn't feel like I was really Michael Jackson. My occasional appearances on The Tonight Show felt flat. And now I know what was missing: The Method. I should have been living Michael Jackson's life off camera as well as on. The problem is, cameo roles don't pay very well. I tried setting up a zoo in my kitchenette, but arranging animal crackers on the floor just didn't cut it.
Posted by Edward Moss at 3:22 PM
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