3/22/2005
Growing weaker...
I think I'm losing it. I was leaving the E! studios and for a second, I could have sworn I was surrounded by paparazzi screaming questions at me like I was the real Michael. And I had Joan and Melissa Rivers asking me if I had ever touched Macaulay Culkin. I've got to get out of this business. I hope Arsenio Hall gets arrested for something so I can reenact him.
Posted by Edward Moss at 1:01 AM
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