Growing weaker...

I think I'm losing it. I was leaving the E! studios and for a second, I could have sworn I was surrounded by paparazzi screaming questions at me like I was the real Michael. And I had Joan and Melissa Rivers asking me if I had ever touched Macaulay Culkin. I've got to get out of this business. I hope Arsenio Hall gets arrested for something so I can reenact him.

Posted by Edward Moss at 1:01 AM on 3/22/2005 | Comments (0)

Norm?

Man, that George Wendt is messed up.

Posted by Edward Moss at on 3/17/2005 | Comments (0)

Plastic Surgery?

I'm thinking about getting some plastic surgery. The problem is, I already look enough like Michael to get reasonably steady work. So any work I get done would get me more into Michael's brain, but farther from actually looking like him. I wonder if there's any way to find out what Michael's getting done next, so I can get the same procedure.

Posted by Edward Moss at 8:22 PM on 3/14/2005 | Comments (0)

E! Calls

It turns out that E! wasn't kidding about reenacting the Michael Jackson trial. I This comes as a real break, because now my next cameo will be informed by my actual knowledge of Michael (I call him Michael) really felt when he was testifying in court. But I'm not sure I'm really conveying his inner turmoil. This is good experience for other roles, but I'm not sure what I should be doing to prepare for this.

It would be easier if I knew whether he was guilty or innocent.

Posted by Edward Moss at 2:11 PM on 3/4/2005 | Comments (0)

Method to Michael

My work as Michael Jackson in Scary Movie 3 was widely praised, but it wasn't really my best work. I didn't feel like I was really Michael Jackson. My occasional appearances on The Tonight Show felt flat. And now I know what was missing: The Method. I should have been living Michael Jackson's life off camera as well as on. The problem is, cameo roles don't pay very well. I tried setting up a zoo in my kitchenette, but arranging animal crackers on the floor just didn't cut it.

Posted by Edward Moss at 3:22 PM on 2/12/2005 | Comments (0)

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