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3/28/2005

Sad

There's nothing sadder than watching a guy try to use his former stardom to

manipulate people. I mean, it's easy for me--my career is still skyrocketing,

and I have a stack of scripts at home to read. But when I'm out at the Farm

in Beverly Hills, for example, and a guy like Steve Martin is acting like

he's something big, instead of just some standup comic from the seventies. I

mean, when was that last time that guy was doing comedy? I haven't kept up

with his career, but I go to the Improv a lot, and I never see him.

Or the other night, when I was at a club, and a certain actor (I won't say

his name, but he was in a movie that had a number in the title. And a

fraction. And "Weeks") was going around trying to get girls to go home with

him just because he was famous. "Want to come home and see my refrigerator?"

It was pathetic. I just played it cool, and since the club was in L.A.,

everyone pretended they didn't recognize me and left me alone.

Posted by HH at 4:14 PM

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