10/28/04
Visit with Doc F
Doctor's appointment today. Dr. Fassoud looked at the photo I brought in and said, "This isn't usually among the faces I get when I ask what you had in mind."
"But that is my face," I said. "This actor actually went and stole my facial features. That's why Carol Vessey fell in love with him. She and I were together before he came along, and this jealous Canadian freak took my features for his own. And then he arranged for me to be in a car accident. When I woke up, I had massive head trauma, my girlfriend was going out with him, and my face looked totally different."
Dr. Fassoud backed out. And he sent a nurse to escort me out of the office. This is the fourth time this has happened. I am getting tired of writing letters to the American Society of Plastic Surgeons. They still won't tell me why they haven't removed these quack's licenses. I am also tired of wondering why nobody will take my money and restore my face. Am I consigned to a living hell?
Posted by Ed Stevens at 7:35 PM
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