11/25/04
Turkey Day
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
Things I am thankful for today:
-- My new Ed DVDs, which are helping me prepare my legal defense as I prepare to sue the imposter and win a court ruling forcing Dr. Fassoud to restore my face to its former features.
-- My stash of Neutrogena ads.
-- The Internet Anagram generator.
Did you know that rearranging the letters in Carol's name gives you these clues that she's really meant to be with me?
SAY COS REVEL -- 'Cos we will revel when she says she loves me
ASS CLOY EVER -- This is her way of saying that she also thinks The Imposter is too precious for his own good.
AS CRY EVE SOL -- Yes, I cry morning and night as I think of Carol.
SAVOR CEL YES -- Every cell of my being does savor being alive in the same world as Carol.
SLAY CO SEVER -- Oh, I don't think it's a coincidence that The Imposter's fake name has the letters "C" and "O." And this is what I will do to him.
Hope you all give your loved ones a hug and a kiss. Appreciate them when you can!
Posted by Ed Stevens at 6:47 AM
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