11/3/04
Soap Opera
Neutrogena wrote back, something about "appropriate legal action." HA! See how well you fund those lawyers when your pennies dry up. I am telling everyone I know not to buy Neutrogena while that skeletal child is hawking their wares. Several people in the drugstore even agreed after I explained how they were persecuting me. I even watched them in line. At least, I could until security asked me to leave.
Ah, well. This frees up the afternoon for my usual crying jag.
Posted by Ed Stevens at 11:30 AM
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