3/26/05
I’m Back!
I'm back. Thanks for all your comments and well-wishes. No, "Julie" didn't send me a card. But that's okay, because I realized in the hospital that what we had was only an illusion brought on by my previous injuries. Now that I'm better, I'm better, if you know what I mean.
Besides, Karen will need me to be at 100% if I'm to save her from the vacuous life of lying, addiction and capering with sodomites. Karen, your caustic wit and ruthless pragmatism bely your sensitive, observant nature. And I know that you and I revolve around each other in a perfect orbit of love.
And now, my love, I will bring my orbit closer to yours.
Posted by Ed Stevens at 1:12 AM
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