1/1/05
ED STEVENS' 2005 RESOLUTIONS
1. Improve bowling game.
2. Find doctor to restore my real face.
3. Lose 20 pounds.
4. Get NBC to release "Ed" DVDs so I can use them to prove that The Imposter stole my life.
5. Frame J.D.
6. Make "Julie Bowen" my bride.
Posted by Ed Stevens at 11:18 AM
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