10/24/04
Bring Her Back!!
Finished poking eyes out of new Neutrogena ads and used scraps to form letters in note explaining to Neutrogena officials that they will suffer if they don't fire their current actress model and return lissome English teacher Carol Vessey to her rightful place in the campaign. BRING BACK Carol Vessey. It hurts me to pass up using the Neutrogena Men skin care line, but those jerks don't deserve another dime until Carol's back in the ads.
Posted by Ed Stevens at 4:35 AM
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