1/3/05
2005!
Happy new year, everyone! I hope everyone's New Year's Eve was as special as mine. Carol -- I mean "Julie" (we all know she's using the name to throw The Imposter off her trail) and I went to the local Italian place for the price fixe meal. "Julie" kept asking me not to call her that. Another disguise? Perhaps The Imposter is onto us.
Or maybe that date service I used didn't get my request to have her use that name all night. They didn't seem to get a lot of things -- but they were sure quick on the uptake when "Julie" called for a ride home. Still, she did let me kiss her on the cheek. I can live with that -- the searing purity of our love transcends fleshly desires.
Still, I wonder why she asked for $200?
Posted by Ed Stevens at 7:31 PM
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