3/14/2005
Third Watch
Not many people know this, but I've been training as a paramedic. I've go on ride-alongs and actually got to hold a beating human heart once.
I think that would add a really dramatic element to a reality show about me. If you're a producer, just drop me a line and we can talk.
The heart was beating.
Posted by diamonddave at 11:59 PM
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