3/12/2005
Just being me
I was at the supermarket today, and suddenly -- when nobody was expecting it -- I jumped up on the little conveyor belt and started to dance! I was kicking and high-stepping and mugging and pretending that a pie shell I found was a hat and whoa! Whooohoa! I jumped over the cashier and did a big scissor kick off the bagging area and when the manager asked me to leave, I pretended I was being blown outside by the wind! It was crazy! There's no telling what I'll do! I'm totally unpredictable!
If you're the producer of a reality television show, please call me. Please.
Posted by diamonddave at 3:45 PM
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