3/7/05
Nothing Personal
How does one get on your website as an advice-dispensing, bald, morally ambiguous cop? I'm bald and morally ambiguous, and I can dispense advice with the best of them. So why am I not invited to join you? -- Daniel Benzali
Thomas Hauk:Because, well, you're not really known for playing bald, morally ambiguous cops are you? It's a package deal. Don't feel bad. We wouldn't let Kojak in the club either.
Ellis Carver: Oh, I think we could let Kojak in now.
Thomas Hauk: What the fuck? He's supposed to be a good cop.
Ellis Carver: You're going to tell me someone who looks like Ving Rhames ain't got a bad side?
Posted by Ellis Carver and Thomas Hauk at 9:15 PM
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