2/13/05
Glasshole
I'm about to go on a fancy Valentine's Day date, and I'm sweating the details. Although I can swing the silverware using the ol' work-from-the-outside-in rule, I'm still shaky on figuring out which water glass and bread plate are mine. It's a double date, and the last thing I want to do is take the other guy's glass. That might make us married in some cultures, and I can't hang with that. And if it turns out I do drink out of some other guy's glass, how do I handle it? -- Glassed Off.
Option one, you take him alive. Feel free to imagine option two.
Seriously, if killing some guy at the table's gonna kill your chances later, remember your table maners like this: solids on the left, liquids on the right.
Posted by Vic Mackey at 5:15 PM
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