3/30/05
Dreading School Dances
I'm fourteen, and girls don't like me. I don't know how to talk to them, and I think they make fun of me because I'm short, and good at science, and I like comics. How do I learn to talk to girls?
Son, I don't usually find myself giving advice. Especially to fourteen-year-old killers. But please listen to me just this one time. Keep your ass to the wall, and don't trust anybody, don't help anybody, don't ask anybody for anything.
Posted by Frank Pembleton at 2:01 AM
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