3/24/2005
I'd pity your bleak existence
This cat looks adorable while it contemplates the wretched futility of your existence. It may be limited in understanding by means of its primitive animal compassion, but it knows this: your life is but a vile fucking cesspit, a ceaseless slog through one fucking imposition after another.
And your cat ain't that cute either.
Posted by Ian McShane at 9:11 AM
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