3/28/2005
Whipped Devil!
Got a glimpse of myself in the mirror tonight as I was getting ready for a match. God, is that my waistline. Oh man, Triple H was right. I am fat!
No more venti mocha frappuchinos for this Olympic medalist anymore. At least, not with any whip cream -- that I can assure you.
Posted by goldmedalguy at 11:53 PM
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