3/19/2005
The Media Sucks
Jim Ross was interviewing me for Smackdown. And he's going on and on about me.. "Kurt Angle, you're a remorseless machine... Kurt Angle, you're like some caged animal... Kurt Angle, you're like a monster in the ring..."
And so I stopped him. "How do you think that makes me feel, Jim?" I asked him.
"What?" he said.
"How do you think that makes me feel? I'm not some piece of meat, Jim. I'm a human being with feelings. I'm a husband and a father and a member of my local Kiwanis Club. Yes, I'm aggressive inside in the ring -- it's my livelihood. But that doesn't give you license to talk to me like I'm some sort of danger to society."
Jim pretty much ended the interview then and there. Sigh... how can you work with someone who doesn't respect your feelings like that? And I helped him move a couple months ago!
Posted by goldmedalguy at 2:45 PM
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