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3/21/2005

How Innocent

Ran into Trish Stratus backstage tonight. She was wearing some sort of frilly nightgown instead of her usual ring gear.

"I'm fighting in a lingerie match tonight," she said.

"Boy, that's degrading," I replied.

"De... what?" she asked.

"Well, it doesn't seem like that's the sort of match that's going to make people take you seriously for you, does it? And talk about promoting unhealthy body issues." I said. I think that made her mad, because she walked away shaking her head and muttering under her breath.

I know someone who's getting a copy of The Beauty Myth for her next birthday.

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