4/1/2005
A Good Day
Ran into Triple H tonight in the locker room. He was trying to be cool and all -- "Hey, Kurt... how you been? Looking forward to our match? Hey, have you seen The Upside of Anger yet? I hear it's supposed to be really good." -- but I wasn't having any of that. For a while, I just starred daggers at him, but after five minutes I just couldn't take his prattling on about his antiquing trip anymore.
I told him I didn't appreciate what he said about me... especially after I sang at his wedding. I told him that I'm sensitive about my weight. I told him that when he says things to hurt me, he only ends up hurting our friendship. I said I was tired of such poisonous, passive-aggressive behavior.
He starred at the ground for a while. "I... I had no idea you felt that way," he finally said. Then he grabbed a steel chair and hit me over the head.
I think we had a real breakthrough today!
Posted by goldmedalguy at 1:21 AM
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