12/18/2004
The Lauerax
I'm scheduled to be interviewed by Matt Lauer
From questions of fat, I do not plan to cower.
Well, perhaps on my weight I might fib just a bit.
If I say I'm 200, will Matt throw a fit?
I doubt that he will, who would be such a cad?
Is fudging a pound or ten really that bad?
I imagine most people will just let it slide,
It would take a real bitch to point out that I lied.
Posted by ka at 4:33 PM
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