3/21/2005
Oh The Places You'll Mow!
I've made up with Rosie, I'm happy to say,
We talked it all over at Sizzler one day,
We said sorry and hugged, it was really quite sweet,
While we penned a new meaning to "all you can eat."
She said she was joking, it got out of hand,
Through a mouthful of shrimp, I could just understand,
"No no, I'm just kidding, I'm not being catty,
Don't get your huge panties all bunched up, you fatty."
And for my own part, I told Rosie the truth,
As we ate through the table and most of the booth
We've buried the hatchet, now everything's coo'
And the cow wrote some nice things on her web site, too.
For the moment at least, I still have a show
I've lost seven pounds, too, as far as you know.
I hope it goes on until I'm super-thin
Then I'll start the whole cycle all over again.
Posted by ka at 10:23 PM
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