1/15/2005
Kirstie and the Oobleck
Today I was washing my bust in the shower
A weekly endeavor that takes me an hour
With plenty of soap (I use one bar for each)
And a two-foot long loofah to scrub in the breach.
When I found, in a melted wad, beneath my right,
A Hershey's Kiss I thought I'd lost Christmas night
And though it spent three weeks tucked under my teat,
I gobbled it up. Hey, a treat is a treat.
Posted by ka at 11:12 PM
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