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Who else has figured out that Ashton Kutcher is the 21st century Dan Aykroyd: A decent role on a pretty good TV show is followed by starring roles in the worst movies of all time. With one exception.
Think about it. What will Ashton Kutcher's "Blues Brothers" look like?
What will Ashton's "Doctor Detroit" look like?
Now my liver hurts.
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Life on a Stick makes Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place look like Malcolm in the Middle.
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Speaking of Ryan Reynolds: This guy is definitely the poster boy for the Failing Upward Movement. Awful guest roles on TV followed by awful starring roles on TV followed by seriously dreadful roles in extremely bad movies: A formula for success!
I expect he'll be elected the President of the United States before 2024. By then we'll probably be a Third World country anyway.
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Wonder Showzen is the most twisted, bizarre television show I've ever seen. And I've seen some twisted and bizarre television. I'm not suggesting you watch it; unless, that is, you want to see something really... I'm not typing it again.
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Is someone going to take Law & Order out behind the shed and shoot it? If not, why not?
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Isn't it nice to know Josh Randall will be able to afford his crack habit again?
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All is right with the world: Bobby Flay got his ass stomped by Ming Tsai on Iron Chef America.
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You might think shows with the brilliant production values of classics like Good Times and What's Happening!! are gone from the airwaves, but you'd be wrong; they're just on Nickelodeon now.
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Note to Ashton: Can I be your agent? I'll charge half your current agency fees and I double dirty dog dare you to think of one way I'd be worse.
