We watch... so you don't have to.
They are seconds away from using Whoopi Goldberg as a marital aid
We're sticking with the ABC coverage, because Peter Jennings is weirdly sophorific, but my little bubble of calm keeps getting punctuated by the frequent NYPD Blue commercials.
Because, really, Jimmy Smits and Dennis Franz look like they're seconds away from putting on the Righteous Brothers and making sweet, sweet pottery together. Why were there no ballot measures preventing this?
