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Bad News, Election Fans
It appears that someone at CBS has slipped a mood-stabilizer of some sort into Dan Rather's grape soda. He seems calm, cool, and collected.
Come on, Dan! Do something crazy! Liken Florida to a tasty Cuban pressed sandwich! Suggest that Wisconsin is a soft fermenting cheese! Explain that the race is as close as two sweaty convicts tumbling on each other in the rollover crash of a prison transport van. Something!
