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Pee-Wee's Big Porn Collection
AP reports that Paul Reubens -- ahem, and I quote, "'Pee-wee Herman' actor Paul Reubens" -- plead guilty to a misdemeanor obscenity charge, leaving him paying a $100 fine and going into counseling for a year. Apparently the Florida police seized around 30,000 images among which were some of naked youngsters.
Reubens' mouthpiece is quoted as saying, "If that means a black-and-white tintype from 1901 with a young man of indeterminate, 17- to 19-year-old age, laying on the beach after having gone skinny-dipping... then they got it."
Lucky for Reubens (Paul), the more serious child pornography charge was dropped. Unlucky for Rubens (Peter Paul), since many of his 17th century paintings now qualify as child pornography, I guess.
But the most shocking thing about this article was not that everyone's favorite kiddie show host is still an unrepentant perv. No, the most shocking thing was this: Paul Reubens is 51 years old.
