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Guru This!
Several people with no apparent reason to live have gotten their knickers in a knot about the Miller Lite commercial-within-a-commercial that features two chicks wrestling to defend their respective stances on the inexplicably timeless "tastes great/less filling" debate. An actual quote from the article:
"'Every time I see it, I cringe,' says Laura Ries, an image guru."
What the fuck is an "image guru?" I guess the unpaid journalism intern who wrote this bit didn't realize that if you ask an interviewee what her job is, and her answer consists of stringing two random words together to form a job title that doesn't exist, maybe it's best to leave that part out of the article.
