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Negro for Sale
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| NEGRO FOR SALE |
| Item #186293499 |
| Television:Services:Sitcom:Writers
Bidding is closed for this item. |
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Currently | $27,000,000 | First bid | $525,000 | |
| Quantity | 1 | # of bids | 13 | ||
| Time left | None | Location | New York City | ||
| Started | 11/11/99, 21:01:03 PDT | ||||
| Ended | 11/15/99, 10:01:03 EST | ||||
| Seller | teevee@teevee.org (1) | ||||
| (ask seller a question) | |||||
| High bid | cbsles (12) | ||||
| Payment | Cashiers check in U.S. dollars | ||||
| Shipping | Seller ships to home country only. No Canadians please. | ||||
| Seller assumes all responsibility for listing this item. You should contact the seller to resolve any questions before bidding. Currency is U.S. dollar ($) unless otherwise noted. |
| Description |
***HOT!!RARE!! NO RESERVE!!**
Television executives and producers-- THIS IS DESTINED TO BE ONE OF THE RAREST AND MOST SOUGHT AFTER ITEMS EVER-- an actual negro television writer!!! HE'S A REAL EYE-CATCHER AT PRESS CONFERENCES AND JUNKETS!!!! He's a limited edition collectable: there are only 55 in existence!!! He is the perfect accessory for the TV executive looking to dissuade boycotts from UNRULY CIVIL RIGHTS GROUPS!!! This could be your only chance to get one of these truely rare NEGROS as most are already in the hands of private collectors. Due to their quick sell out NEGROES like these are next to IMPOSSIBLE to find on the secondary market!
This big black buck has a strong constitution and a set of healthy teeth. He has been lovingly cared for in a smoke free environment. He has EXCELLENT ENUNCIATION SKILLS!!! if you didn't know any better you'd swear he was WHITE!!!
Despite the fact he is college educated, this isn't one of those UPPITY NEGROES-- he is WELL MANNERED and EAGER TO PLEASE. He understands the MAINSTREAM MARKET, but stil has an urban appeal.And how's this for a bonus, WHITE KIDS (14-24 yr.) love him!!!
This buck isn't one of those WATERED-DOWN MULATTOES OR OCTAROONS being passed off by unscrupulous sellers, we have certification from the Coalition of African American Television Writers declaring him as a FULL-BLOODED NEGRO!!! and he's PRICED TO MOVE!!! Don't let this once in a lifetime piece of memorabilia slip away. Satisfaction guaranteed or money refunded.
Good Luck with Bidding!
JAMES COLLIER (Item #186293499)
| Current bid | $27,000,000 |
| Bid increment | $1,000,000 |
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